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Insomnivore

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off



sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.



gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.



can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me



idrathersleepforever:

dcnnanoble:

Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it. 

I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.

Which means they might have seen this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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all before finally getting to my school folder.

nice



larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD





baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life



Unproductive and chubby since birth






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